SATURDAY
6:00 am: Why does it sound like a horse is dying in my room? Oh, it's just Cassidy hacking up her lungs. Ugh, I cannot turn again; my poor stiff back. Well, since I'm up, I might as well go relieve myself. Oh no, I heard something crack in my back.
Look at Krysten just sleeping there like this bed is God's gift from heaven. I wonder when they're going to wake up.
Look at Krysten just sleeping there like this bed is God's gift from heaven. I wonder when they're going to wake up.
7:00 am: Still no sign of sleep. Should I wake Krysten and Cassidy or…
Nah, Cassidy sounds really ill, I'll give them another hour.
8:00 am: Oh great, the idiot twits from last night are back. How are those two still sleeping with this racket? I'm just going to go into Cassidy's bed and continuously stare at her until she wakes up.
8:05 am: There are no signs of movement at all. Maybe I should make some noise! I need to get out of this diseased ridden bed before I catch what she has. Maybe I'll read.
8:07 am: Those black walls sure are growing on me ever since the room became dark. Maybe I was wrong about this room after all. Ew, did I just see something crawl up that wall. Do not scream Alhana. Don't you dare utter a sound. People are all around you! I'm going to go and open the curtains to see the beautiful…why is it raining? Oh crap, did I just make that awful noise. Oh no, they woke up. "Good morning!! Wakey Wakey. It's time to get out of this frightening room," I whispered cheerfully. Why are they looking at me like I just killed their cat? It's like past 8 by now, they need to get up.
9:00 am: They went back to bed, so I'm going to purposely move around and make a ton of noise. Oh great, Krysten is giving me that same look of loathing again…
11:00 am: We finally got out of that filth ridden room, and into the nearest Ihop. Why thank you sir, I have come hungry, and I better leave happy. Time to do my pancake song.
12:00 pm: I wonder why the waitress is looking at us like she wants us to leave. I left her a 20% tip! I'm just sitting here minding my own business, waiting to check into my resort! I guess it's time to go. I don't want to end up in an ally with her in the dark.
12:30 pm: I hate Starbucks… I feel like a basic white girl that just won the pretend lottery, and my friends look like starving travelers that have just found the Elixir of Life. I'm just going to sit somewhere far away from the barista, and let them fend for themselves. Ugh, I feel so dirty coming in here. I am so sorry Bigby's; you are definitely still my favorite.
1:00 pm: Why does making a grocery list have to be so hard?? I hate meal planning. I wish my mother was here to do this for us…
3:00 pm: Finally checked into the resort! And look at this view. Thank you Wyndham timeshare for always being a loving mother, cradling me in her loving bosom; and a special thank you to Stephanie, who was amazing enough to help check me in. I most certainly owe you a fruit basket.
Ooo, this hot tub in my room is looking splendid! Bubble bath here I come!
Ooo, this hot tub in my room is looking splendid! Bubble bath here I come!
6:00 pm: Why isn't there a Walmart here? The nearest grocery store is something called Pubix. I don't want to go into a store that sounds like it belongs on the outermost private part of the human body…
6:05 pm: Haha this overpriced rubble of filth is actually called Publix! Why do they have groceries in bulk? This ain't no Sam's Club.
Now why is it costing me $6.00 for a small box of cereal?
Now why is it costing me $6.00 for a small box of cereal?
$100 for the bill? Okay Pubix, you can just calm down, and lower your prices since I had to lower my standards.
7:30 pm: Ah, relaxation station here we are. After this stressful day, the darkness suits my soul this fine night. I wonder how many little kids have peed in this pool today. Bleh, do NOT think about that. Just lay down in your tube, and let the water carry you away to a far away land…
9:00 pm: My back is hurting, but I am calm. I am going to take a nice hot shower, and wipe the grime off my disgusting body from the previous day's events. Now this is what I call a real shower!
Do da dee dum do day--wasting my life away, and in Florida I will stay.
10:00 pm: So this is what heaven feels like. The bed is so nice and comfy. The fun has now officially began.
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