Friday
4:00 am: What is that incessant noise I keep hearing? Oh wait, I guess it's time for me to get myself up to go to the airport. Wow, I forgot how much I hate the morning time. "Good morning," are the next words I hear coming from my travel mates who look a lot more awake than I do. If they keep staring at me with those ecstatic looks on their faces, I think I am going to have to brutally harm them. Okay calm down, it's time for Florida!
8:00 am: Florida here we come! My excitement is at a good 8 right? Right. Okay, time to mentally prepa…what in the world is this machinery? This better not be the plane we're going on. Oh God, this does not look safe. It's okay Alhana, just think of the sun, and beach, and….seriously why is it making a catastrophic noise? You, United Airlines, are going to be my downfall. You will rue the day you decide to kill me off in a crash! Oh, wait I guess it's not that bad. Hm, the pilot sure knows what he's doing. Alright, I guess I can relax a bit.
2:00 pm: Oh my gosh, I think I can see a bright light coming from the outside world! Is this the part where I walk towards it or…
"Wow so this is what warmth feels like," said a brightly ecstatic Cassidy. Oh wait, just kidding, it's the sun. Michigan you have once again made me forget the Greek gods that control the weather are not mad at every state in this country.
2:30 pm: What do you mean it's going to cost this much to rent a car?! I called prior to arriving, and reserved a car. Curse you Orlando, and your outrageous add on expenses. My mother is surely going to hear about this!
3:00 pm: So, since none of us are 21, we need to find a hotel until we can get someone to help us get into the resort tomorrow. Hm, maybe we should just sleep in this overly priced vehicle that was purchased! Why are my travel mates shouting at me? Okay, a cheap hotel it is!
4:00 pm: This hotel does not seem bad at all. Wow it even has heated pools. The reception area looks so elegant in its colorful layers of demure decor. I think this is going to be our home for the night!
4:10 pm: What in the bloody hell is that rancid smell? There was a wall of separation from the main building and the hotel rooms; you lying fiends! Where in the world is our room? The numbers on the doors don't even make sense. Oh. My. Gosh. Is that black mold or dirt on the walls?!? Lord Jesus, please keep me safe from the infestation that is now my home for the night. Okay, it will be fine! I just need to keep…EW! Why is the tub that color? I think the car would have been a most welcome place of living…
5:00 pm: Hardy har-har. Jokes on you rent-a-car place. You thieves now have to deal with the wrath of mother. Bet that smirk you had when you let me leave with an up charge of $200 fell right off your face as soon as the crazy woman on the phone demanded to speak with your manager.
6:00 pm: Hungry. Need. Food. Stat. Cannot function. Bum bum bum, it's Denny's time. Hm, what to eat, what to eat…
Ooo, it all sounds goo…why is my phone ringing when I am hungry?
Oh great, the car place wants to talk to me now. I can do this. I am a broke college kid who will not stand for the up charge!
Okay don't be nervous, act calm. They were wrong and you are pretty. Oops, I mean you're right AND you're pretty!
7:00pm: Woo-hoo! Mamma bear for the win! Extra charge is gone, and ice cream is here. Nom nom nom ice cream…
8:00 pm: I will not throw up on the sheets. I will not throw up on the sheets. I'm just going to put my hair up, and not change my clothes. No need for any other clothes to get infested with disgusting germs! Okay, I am going to now go underneath the covers. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Why didn't I just opt to sleep in the car. The lovely leather seats would feel so nice on my post-plane skin.
I will rough it out. At least you're not sleeping in the woods! Hm, the woods do sound like a dream compared to this dump.
9:00 pm: So tired. Must fall asleep. Dream of that beautiful resort, and sun, and palm trees, and the black lamp, and the yellow tinged bathtub, and…NO NO NO! Not the room, the outside!
9:25 pm: Okay, the imagery isn't working. Let's try listening to the peaceful calm of the outside world. Yes, that sounds very nic…Why is there screaming going on. Oh god, I hope the door to our room is locked. It's okay Alhana; it's only 9:30, they will leave and you can sleep soon!
12:10 am: I will not kill the loud men outside. I will not kill the loud men outside. I will not…Oh gosh, I wish I had a car that I could run them over with. That is a nice peaceful image. Maybe a squirrel will come and attack them. Haha, I am getting pretty tired. I should have just been thinking of this from the get go! Pianos falling on their heads, a pit bull chasing them...
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