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Dear Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder,

I absolutely, positively, HATE you. You give me anxiety and unneeded stress in my life. Every single time I look at the volume on my car stereo, you make me want to change the volume to either end in a: 5 or a 0.

I attempted to get rid of you, but you keep coming back! I can't even use a pen because of you! Every time I mess up on a page, I can't just use white out! I see it as the utmost importance to get a new piece of paper and write the WHOLE page over again.

Everything I have has to be in order. I color code and sticky note everything, because you just won't leave me alone. You tire me out on a regular basis. Don't you think it's time to just calm down a little bit?

You give nightmares to the people around you. Every time you come out, you start to annoy the people around us by breathing down our necks, they start to look at us in a weird way, and you start making us all really angry. Sure, you can be helpful at times, but sticking your ugly head in everyone's personal business 24/7 is definitely NOT okay!

Do you know how many people I have to deal with and listen to when you show your dreadful head? A lot of people! Do you know how many people I know who have to deal with you? It's literally like 75% of the amount of human beings that I've ever met. I mean, it's getting kind of ridiculous. You remind me of a petty princess that wants all the attention on her. YOU are that annoying girl at parties dancing drunk on all the tables, demanding everyone watch you while simultaneously making a fool of yourself.

Let's just say it's time for you to shove your head where the sun don't shine, and make a disappearing act. I'm sure I speak for many when I say, "leave, and try not to come back too often." That would be greatly appreciated.

Please take this time to consider this alternative approach, or else I will have no choice but to see someone for this absurd problem, and you will become extinct. Now is that what you really want?

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